Ok, hey. I got something to say to you, man.
I brake for birds
I rock a lot of polka dots
I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours
I spend my entire day talking to children
and I think it's fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person.
That's just weird and it freaks me out..
And i'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown
and I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter.
And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.
One of my favorite quotes from New Girl. Totally scripted, but if I was articulate enough those are the words that would come out of my mouth. So I'm borrowing them.
Also borrowing this:

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